Andrew: HEY

Mike W: hi!

Andrew: i just made up a knock knock joke!

Mike W: uh oh

Andrew: i’m very excited about this it won’t work as well typed out, but here goes anyway: Knock knock!

Mike W: jokes + andrew = no good

Andrew: HEY KNOCK KNOCK

Mike W: uggh… Who’s there?

Andrew: Oodoo!

Mike W: Oodoo who?

Andrew: Oodoo you tink it is?! HAHAHAHAHA

Mike W: haha, you’re an idiot

Andrew: oh come on, you’re totally going to tell that joke to someone later

Mike W: hahaha, only if I suffer an aneurysm

Andrew: bastard